Dance of Doom

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Doom
Dance of Doom
Dance
Dance of Doom
Dance of Doom, here we go


Put out your arms and shake your head
Roll back your eyes just like you're dead
One hand hip, other hand hip
Take two steps and triple front flip


Take off your legs but keep your pants on
Then take off your head and throw it at your mom
Now that you're lighter, do a push-up
And out of your neck hole, quack like a duck


Lie on the ground and just stay put
And wait 'til a human steps on you and hurts their foot
Here comes the chorus then I'll show you soon
How to do the rest of the Dance of Doom


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Doom
Dance of Doom
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Dance of Doom


Now bend your arm then bend it back
You're doing it wrong if you don't hear it crack
Right side down, left side down
Just a little lower, now you're underground
Remove some ribs so you can kick your own face
Roll down some stairs, then take a lunch break


Punch punch kick, punch punch kick
Spin forty times and land in the splits
Now it's time for a corndog sword fight
You're doing it wrong if that feels alright


Replace your scalp with snakes
Or really any piece that LEGO makes
Juggle with some boulders
While you crowd surf on skeleton soldiers


Now clap your hands
Then squeeze your pituitary gland
You'll grow a little bigger pretty quickly
And destroy the dance floor, literally


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Doom
Dance of Doom
Dance
Dance of Doom


Plastic Ninjas in your room
They're all doing the Dance of Doom
(x4)


Dance of Doom (x2)
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Dance
Doom
Dance of Doom
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Dance of Doom (x2)